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Boss Pranks

1. Hire a Transvestite to come in looking for him claiming she is pregnant
2. Hand his business cards out to hookers with his home #
3. Photocopy an entire dictionary and fax it to the CFO.
4. Call phone-sex numbers and transfer the calls at random.
5. Accidentally send a personal e-mail to the entire company voicing your disapproval of your boss's constant reference to the CEO as an "ugly, stupid, lazy, spineless pussy".
6. Write a coworker's initials in White-Out on the photocopier.
7. Schedule a series of important departmental meetings and forget to show up to them.
8. Send blank sheets of paper via interoffice mail. (Marked "urgent" and "confidential", of course.) Remember to send a few to the mailroom; they'll especially get a kick out of it.
9. Replace a commonly-accessed file on the computer network with a scanned image of your ass. (An updated version of an old classic.)
10. Anonymously post quotes from Adolph Hitler on a company bulletin board. (Quotes about "team spirit" can be particularly inspiring.)
11. Adulterate other people's lunches: take bites out of sandwiches, sprinkle bacon bits in vegetarians' salads (also works well with Orthodox Jews), and spike the thermos of iced tea with grain alcohol.
12. See how long you can hide a paper bag full of tuna fish in the back of the refrigerator before someone notices it. (Writing someone else's name on the bag goes without saying.)
13. Put a paper bag full of your own feces in the microwave and leave it cooking on high.
14. Page someone over the company intercom with the message "Your sex-therapist is on the line and wants to reschedule the appointment."
15. Set a mouse free in the office each day. When the problem becomes an epidemic, send snakes after them.
16. Draw a flip-cartoon of a man running on the bottom of every notepad in the office supply closet.
17. Hide in the supply closet and scare people when they open the door.
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